One night stand advocate

Live a little, go get their number text for a bit and safely seal the deal. 

One night stands can be one of your best experiences or your worse. No matter what you'll have a story to tell. Here's mine (worse) 

Can we start this story off by saying I usually have good experience with folk a meet at bus stops so I had high hopes. 

Coming from a Halloween party looking weird but not scary; at this point I ran for the wrong bus went across the street to figure out the right bus wasn't coming for 15min. I was being silly and didn't have a coat on as if it wasn't 30 degrees with devilish Chicago winds. At this point I was saying fuck life and was fully open to making more bad decisions. 

I see this lanky dark skin stylish fellow sitting on the concrete also waiting on the bus. If you've seen any meme ever you already know I looked everywhere but him, making no eye contact cause ya girl was attracted to the mans but didn't want it to be obvious. Ha! If only I knew what I was gonna get myself into. 

He spit his mild game that subtly said what he was on. Took down his Snapchat because personally I don't care to contact or be contacted by one nighters. 

Weeks passed and I'd be busy or not in the mood. Finally the mans caught up to my schedule. He said he was on the way. I of course freaked out because when I agreed to the visit I was (classic me) on the toilet taking a healthy dump. I had to about 20min to tidy up my apartment and prepare.  I put this in only to heighten my disappointment at the outcome. 

The downside of a one night stand is that you don't know what equipment you're working with before you start the project and you don't know if it'll be worth it. Well, you guessed it, it wasn't worth it. 

A small tool is usable if the motion in the ocean is mangaed and darling, the experience was offensive. Not only was it the worst sex but he had the AUDACITY to ask me to blow him ?! 

All in all there are better times but don't be surprised if you run into some sad disappointments